"I figured you were all assholes."

dear dead baby birds: sorry (cos cob)

i know that you probably wont read this because you are dead and most likely wouldn’t understand english.

but I am sorry. Sorry i let you build a nest under my air conditioner. sorry i yelled and beat the air conditioner. you were probably just tweeping at all hours because you were hungry.

i figured you were all assholes, but by the time i plugged up the sides of the air conditioner to keep you away, i realized that i sealed you in.

this resulted in much more verbal abuse (sorry), as i thought you sneaked through somehow. nope. my fault.

also, sorry i then shoveled your nest into a shoe box using a spatula (since thrown away). you probably thought I was your mother and it was fresh worm time.

finally, I am sorry for leaving you in the shoe box outside. actually i dont know if you are even dead. someone took the shoebox before i could check it in the morning. maybe it was your avian folks. to be fair it was probably my landlord.

anyway, hope this note finds you well and that you arent mad and considering any ghost tweeping.