I didn’t realize until five minutes ago that some people are sexually aroused by trees. (If anyone has a time machine that will return me 301 seconds into the past, please let me know.) Apparently it’s a real thing called dendrophilia. An excerpt from an Ask Me Anything on Reddit by someone who claims to be a tree hugger (and far, far worse):
“[–]FABULOUS_fo_sho 17 points ago
[–]TreesMakeMeHappy123[S] 21 points ago
[–]Lilcheeks 59 points ago
[–]chickendodo 24 points ago
[–]TreesMakeMeHappy123[S] 49 points ago
[–]Ghostshirts 45 points ago
[–]whisperedzen 50 points ago
[–]armedrocker 5 points ago