"I am handsome in a Telly Savalas way."

My Swing Doesn’t Suck (Men’s Grill Front Street)

I love golf. To describe me as a golf fanatic would not be a push. I am handsome in a Telly Savalas way, an excellent dresser and love the nightlife that Front Street has to offer. I am very much like Joe Namath. I went to college in Houston , am a successful financial consultant, married and I have a beautiful newborn child. I made the decision to accompany a sandbagging scumbag/hack contractor for a swing analysis. While there, I got my own swing reviewed. I tend to be a long hitter and it only goes south after several Johnny Blacks or Arnold Palmers in styrafoam cups. The instructor in question reviewed my swing and told me to take a break from the game as Peyton Manning is doing and return in 5 years and start all over. I am devastated. I am fresh back from Naples, Florida coming off the Lynchie Tour only to hear that I suck!! I feel like Don Cornelius just before he pulled the trigger on his Saturday Night Special. Why am I taking this so personally?

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