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"Maybe I can eat cat food from the garbage can." (Image by Luis Miguel Bugallo Sánchez.)

Retired old Man (Wall street)

O O. Dow Jones Stock took a big fall again today, My retirement money is there If wall street keeps falling, I won’t have food to survive, I might die if I can’t eat, Maybe I can eat cat food from the garbage can, If I find some there, If not then I quess I have to eat dirt and wait for it to rain to drink water from the street before the  dog gets there first.