"Obama and John Boner pretend to be political enemies...
A vast conspiracy (Our beloved USA)
Think all this political nonsense actually involves real differtences between Dems and Repubs and their allies and faithful followers? Hah! What no one understands is that ALL OF THESE GODDAMN POLITICAL CELEBRITIES ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO SCREW US ALL. Sarah Palin and Al Sharpton secretly put their money into interracial porn productions, then they attack each other, with both gaining publicity–and more money from naive contributors and organizations willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars to have Rev. Al and the Soccer Mom/Moosekiller Mom address their gatherings. Obama and John Boner pretend to be political enemies, but are carrying on sexual foursomes with their wives, negotiating government policy between blowing loads on Michele and What’s-her-name’s faces. Rick Perry is not a live human being, but a remote-controlled puppet who is programmed to make increasingly absurd statements so that The People and The Press will be so distracted they won’t see Chris Christie and Joe Biden sneaking off into a corner–and a corner is pretty hard for Christie to fit into–to discuss how the two parties will split next year’s election without the public’s learning about their back-channel contacts. Christie may be the living personification of a “fat cat,” but skinnier Joe Biden is just as bad. Has anyone noticed that Michele Bachmann has been spending a lot of private time with Rick Santorum lately? Santorum isn’t the Evangelical true believer he claims to be, but a crypto-Satanist hedonist free-love Mansonite who is schooling our sweet, sexy, crazy-eyed Michelle in the black arts. Remember, when you go black, you never go back!
Mark Twain wrote in the 1880s: “All politicians are scumbags. Some speak beautifully, some plainly, some stupidly. All are dangerous. All should be driven from power immediately and hanged by their heels. And be sure to buy The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”
The Wall Street protesters are right! We must destroy all political celebrities, Hollywood celebrities, celebrities of every kind. They suck the lifeblood from The People! Down with the Scarjo’s Leaked Naked Photos police state! Ka-BOOM!
..but are carrying on sexual foursomes with their wives."