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"I have inside info."

World War 3 to begin soon. (Earth)

i’m no talking about the world series. i’m talking about the war that will end the modern mankind as we know it. 

our govt. knows about it but will not stop it because they think we are going to come out on top, and that it will ultimately
boost our economy, especially the funeral businesses. over 566 million will die in this war, with the US wiped out almost completely.

it will start when IRAn launches a nuclear attack on Israel who will retaliate by wiping out the rest of the middle east, as it finally sheds its
victim status. germany will then bomb and destroy Israel wiping out the tiny jewish state. this will trigger a series of attacks by CHINA, in their 
attempt to be the number one super power. the US will reluctantly step in again to save europe but this time it will not be successful as CHINA will
send nuclear bombs via Europe which they have taken over, on to the US. In the end their will be a new chaos in the world. Finally Russia seeing CHina’s bad intentions will launch bombs into CHINA, and china will retaliate. when the smoke clears both countries will be barren, and full of nuclear dust. 

You may be asking how i know all this. trust me on this one. I KNOW. this aint no joke. i have inside info. how do you plan for it? good question, but no answer. just enjoy your last few weeks is the best i can offer. you can act with dignity or stoop to the lowest intentions, knowing you will get away with anything. i hope you choose the latter.

your friend god