"CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP SNIP SNIP." (Image by Iain.)

I think I’d like to clip my nails on the train! (Midtown West)

I’m gonna go do that! That sounds like fun! You can all suck my dick! CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP SNIP SNIP. Can’t you just hear it now. I’m gonna fart while I’m doing this. God, I’m gonna eat sooooo much chili tonight before tomorrow’s big day!