"I'm guessing Russian women are a bit out of my price range." (Image by Hamed Saber.)

Where can I buy a hot mailorder bride?

I’m pushing close to 40 and seriously thinking about settling down with a wife and kids. I’ve been living with my parents as a way to save money and feel the real need to get out on my own. I’d love to meet a hot woman who will be my wife and take care of me and my kids if I decide to have any. I’ve had a couple of relationships in my life but none of them worked out on the account that women in this country are too selfish and independent. It’s all about me me me and what you can you buy me with them. I’m more into traditional women the way they were before all this women’s lib stuff. I’m seriously thinking about getting a mail order bride as I see that as the simplest route and the least costly. I’m looking to settle down with a woman from either south America or Asia as I’m guessing Russian women are a bit out of my price range. Anybody had expereince with a respectable agency? I’m looking to start my new life as soon as I can. I’d like a woman who wouldn’t mind doing her womenly duties like cooking, taking care of me when I get back from work and taking care of the kids.