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"Fear of leaving present location and experiencing adverse effects of sudden withdrawal." (Image by Frank C. Müller.)

notes from the pharmageddon (everywhere)

does anyone know of a specific type of blood test that will indicate the presence of pharmaceutical substances? i get the feeling (or rather, possibly side effects) that i’m being slipped a pharma-mickey here and there, probably by some SOMA-ite. Makes brainwashing and coersive-Group-evangelism seem much less difficult, i’m pretty sure. I’m really sorry for the possesors’ (pun intended) over-active third eye, but i’m not trying to chemically alter them because of the way they were made.

Side effects include:

  • Foggy sensation related to concentration.
  • Disconcerting boils on the skin.
  • Paranoia inducing inability to wake up to even a very loud alarm.
  • Lack of energy and tiredness.
  • Joint pain and stiffness, especially in fingers.
  • Impaired motor skill/coordination.
  • Impaired ability with concentration and memory.
  • Overall loss in deductive reasoning and judgment.
  • Increased susceptibility to fraud and coersion.
  • Fear of leaving present location and experiencing adverse effects of sudden withdrawal.

Thanks for any names of specific tests a person can order via clinic, facility, or doctor.