"I can't pay pigloads of dosh for one."

Anyone want to sell me a decent starter ukulele?

Hey, I’m looking for a decent, workable ukulele suitable for a beginner. I do genuinely want to learn, rather than plonk around randomly on it when bored and/or drunk. I can’t pay pigloads of dosh for one – maybe up to $75?

One thing I will say is that I’d rather not get one that’s pink or that has flower decals or any of that nonsense on it.