"Please help me fight off Jesus...

Save us from the Rapture! (Timesquare)

My friend and I waited until 6pm in our room at the Four Seasons, and after 15 minutes and no rapture we decided to go to timesquare… long story short Jesus is here and he is trying to take my friend away!! Please help me fight off Jesus and his hoard of Zombies!!! I’m at the timesquare playing tug of war with Jesus over my friend, Jesus says I’m next!!!! Please come down and help!! You cant miss it in the middle of time square! I will forever be greatful for your help!! Hurry!!!!!!

...and his hoard of Zombies!!!" (Image by Amber Ragland.)