"I am well groomed gentleman." (Image by Herbert Ponting.)

Magic Sex Bed – $100 (Norwalk, CT)

I am moving selling my magic sex bed. When I moved to Connecticut I purchased this bed from a guy who ran his “store” out of a room below a Dunkin’ Donuts. I checked out the floor model, liked it and decided to buy it. The next day I picked up the bed at warehouse in Wilton and the legend began… This bed has been amazing. I had my fair share of lady friends before the bed, but things really took a turn for the better once I got this bed. I am not sure what the actual count was, but let me tell you it was nothing short of respectable. I am moving now and tried everything to take this bed with me, but things have fallen through at the last minute. If you are looking to turn things around in your own life and need a bit of luck consider this bed your knew rabbits foot!!

The bed is not dirty. I am a well groomed gentleman and even if it was dirty you would probably still want to buy this bed.