"It has to be an eye sore." (Image by Philip Kromer.)

want to buy crapiest looking car-no joke (almost any where)

My town is screwing with my perfectly good car that needs work for an inspection, but they want me to get rid of it instead. So I am fighting back. I want a car that can pass a NY inspection and have it sit in my driveway. It has to be an eye sore. These people have so much money and they are trying to push me out of my home. I work for the government and they gave me a 2 year salary freeze. So please help me. As long as the car can be registered and inspected they can’t do anything to the car.