Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"It is not necessary to tell me that you have an autograph of Hank Aaron and he will be dying soon."

 

I Am Buying Autographs – $99999

I am buying autographs of stars in sports, entertainment and famous historical figures.

Please – Autographs of deceased persons only. <=======

Please no autographs of living people. It is not necessary to tell me that you have an autograph of Hank Aaron and he will be dying soon. I won’t buy it.