"I can get rid of zits, dark circles, fat, fat arms, weird hair, etc."

I will retouch your photos for… (NYC)

I am a skilled photographer and photo-retoucher with years of experience in the field. I can do any kind of retouching, including headshots/ fashion pics, wedding, dating site photos, (i can get rid of zits, dark circles, fat, fat arms, weird hair, etc..), restoring old photos, as well as crazy photoshoping like putting heads on bodies and putting you indifferent locations, ever wonder what you would look like with a celeb body or if you had wings. I prefer not to do dirty stuff but will if the price is right and as long as its for fun and not malicious use.

Trade for tall kinds of things, What do you have to offer? Serious replies only. Will also take $.