"Hey boy! I ain't playin' around!" (Image by Glenn Fleishman.)

Mad at your boyfriend? Sell me his iPad – $200 (Harlem / Morningside)

Is your boyfriend ignoring you? Is he spending too much time playing video games? Do you need to send him a message that says, “Hey boy! I ain’t playin’ around!” My ex put my iPhone in the washing machine by accident– you can be less passive aggressive about it and just sell it to me. A deal by Wednesday would work for me, otherwise I cannot do it because i will be leaving. My girl is a medical student in Ecuador and I am going down there on Thursday and would love to give her a useful tool for all the referencing she has to do.

I know you are mad. I will help you. I will come to you. I will even tell you that you are pretty and deserve better before I go.