Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"I'm not sure what to offer in return except a loving home for your dummy." (Image by Roy Erickson.)

Wanted: Free Ventriloquist Dummy

Hey everyone,

I’m on the look out for anyone offering to give away their ventriloquist dummy, condition isn’t that important as long as his mouth and eye functions still work, in fact, he can be a she. I’m also interested in free puppets but only if they are quality and not just some child’s stuffed animal. I’m not sure what to offer in return except a loving home for your dummy. Dummies from homes with pets are ok and so are dummies from smokers. If you happen to have a ventriloquist dummy that needs a good home please let me know, I’d be more than happy to come pick him up.

Thanks in advance!