"I am terrified of giraffes, so I cannot keep it." (Image by Hans Hillewaert.)

Wooden Giraffe statue (Hastings)

Are you boring? Do you want to be interesting? Then you should take this giraffe. It is an African-looking statue, carved out of wood. However, I am terrified of giraffes, so I cannot keep it.

You could use it as a paperweight, or as a wooden giraffe. It is also possibly cursed; it just has that look to it.