“You will sit there and suffer through the tortures of the damned,” this trailer’s announcer says with far too much confidence. I would have just gotten up and walked out of I Drink Your Blood. Plotwise, this piece of cinema would appear to pivot on the misdeeds of a young brat, who uses a dog with rabies, a syringe and trays of pastries to turn townsfolk into a mass of rabid murderers. Fakest blood, guts and mouth foam ever.