"Allot of my clients like ancient UFO art."

Artist Needed for Reproduction Paintings (Chelsea)

I collect and sell rare and strange reproduction oil paintings. I am starting a website where I am going to be selling these paintings and need a few painters for hire. You must submit work you have done and be able to paint people and objects NOT JUST LAND SCAPES. Allot of my clients like ancient UFO art like the piece by Aert De Gelder entitled “The baptism of Jesus.” It depicts a classic, hovering, silvery, saucer shaped UFO shining beams of light down on John the Baptist and Jesus and was painted in the 1700’s. It hangs in the Fitzwilliam Museum, Cambridge, England. Another popular selling item is Nazi art like the picture of Hitler I put below dressed up as a knight. So don’t bitch about paintings Nazi’s. We also paint things like the lockness monster and bigfoot. Right now I am willing to pay $80.00 a painting until I get my site going then I will pay $120.00 a painting ,and if things take off I will pay more especially if you are good ! I am not greedy.