Something related to hockey, no doubt.

For the second month in a row, Canada has reached the pinnacle of idiocy by outpacing all other foreign nations in unique visitors to Afflictor, a site known for profanity and typos. (If you don’t like it, fukc you!). For seven months running, Russia had been champion of Afflictor Nation, but Canada, for once in its existence, showed some fight and wrested away the top spot. How ridiculous is it that Canada is spending so much time on Afflictor? Let’s put it this way: Even Latvia, which finished in third place, has more sense. That’s right, Latvia, which only gets to be an independent nation because no one has figured out a practical use for it. I guess Afflictor should be flattered by all the attention from our neighbor to the north. I mean, Canada is considered a world power, until you stop to think about it. Then: embarrassed laughter. Anyhow, we salute you, Canada, reigning champion of Afflictor Nation!