Savings you cannot believe!

In case you didn’t notice, Brooklyn Industries on 7th Avenue in Park Slope is having an amazing sale on T-Shirts. You can purchase two T-Shirts for only $50 and three T-Shirts for just $70. I know, the savings, they’re crazy! I usually pay about $420 for a T-Shirt, but no more. And these are special T-Shirts because they’re the kind that cover your shoulders, back, chest and stomach. Don’t miss out on this incredible sale, you stupid fucking idiots!