Canada: Afflictor and ice hockey are all we have.

July has proven to be a landmark month for Afflictor in terms of traffic from foreign countries. Singapore, Russia, Ireland, Australia, Sweden and many other nations too crappy to mention have wasted their time on this idiot website. But one country has really gone above and beyond in ringing up the visits and that has been our neighbor to the North, Canada. If you’re not familiar with Canada, it is a place where the populace is inordinately proud that they have discovered a different type of bacon and most residents live in houses constructed from hailstones and shattered hockey sticks. Every now and then, there’s separatist tension between French- and English-speaking peoples, but it’s quickly called off when everyone remembers that it’s too fucking cold to fight a proper civil war. Then they return to their ice huts and eat flipper pie and look at Afflictor. It’s very sad, really.