Russian supermodel Olga Antipova, age 21, shows off the latest Moscow fashions. It's rumored that Putin has his eye on her. (Image by Adam Jones.)

I kid you not when I tell you that for the sixth straight month, Russia is the foreign country to ring up the most visits to Afflictor.com. Oh, Canada made a commendable effort, but by month’s end it wasn’t really close. Although Mother Russia is a giant stumblefuck in many other ways, the country reigns supreme in the eyes of Afflictor. In our Brooklyn offices, we couldn’t really be any prouder. After all, Russia has otherwise demonstrated steadfastly great taste in friends, diet, and human rights, so why shouldn’t it show equally astute judgement in websites. This vodka is for you, Russia, the overseas champion of Afflictor nation!