Alan Shepard: I'm not a gorilla, and please stop trying to squeeze my hands.
GORILLA IN SPACESUIT–SQUEEZE HIS HANDS & HE TALKS – $10 (BAYSIDE, QUEENS)
Adorable. Wears silver spacesuit and helmet. When you squeeze his hands, he will talk. Excellent condition.
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