Not the couch from the Craigslist ad, but a proud member of the couch family. (Image by Fastily.)
Holy Crap, Awesome Couch! — $100 (Union Square)
Good lord, just look at this glorious couch!!!
Many people would value this couch at over $50 million, but we’re giving it away for the unreal price of $100!
All you have to do is come to my apartment and get it before I move out tonight, and its comfy, warm and luxurious qualities will all be yours to enjoy.
This couch was made by bauhaus, I know, THE BAUHAUS, and is about two years old. Bought it for $800 new, but I have to leave today, so again it’s available for 100 bones.
Did you know that the ancient romans used to lie on couches while they ate? My GOD! You could be like the ancient romans!!! They conquered most of the known world… just think what you could do if only you had this couch.
Tan microsuede, seriously comfortable.
Note: Picture includes some books and a wii fit. Those are mine. All you need, all you will ever need, is the couch.
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