Boris Yeltsin: Drunker than Andy Dick.

I kid you not when I tell you that at the end of each month of Afflictor’s existence, we have had the same foreign country rack up more visits than any other: Russia. And with a week to go in April, it’s clear that Mother Russia will once again be number one. Why does this keep happening? I mean, what kind of perfume are they drinking over there? I’ve suggested in the past that perhaps it’s because many Russian writers have trouble breathing during Vladimir Putin’s reign, so maybe citizens of the country have nothing to read but Afflictor nonsense. Or maybe it’s because this website strictly prohibits funny hats, questionable sunglasses and male hustlers. Whatever it is, Afflictor Nation sends out yet another warm welcome to you, Russia!