Thanks for all the beer and fries and chocolate, Belgium.

While the visits from the good people of Russia continue to accumulate (please explain this to me!), we had a visit yesterday from a country that had never before graced us with its presence: Belgium. I can’t say for sure which of your estimated 10,827,519 citizens visited our idiot site, Belgium, but I’m surprised that any of your people had a free second when you have so much great local culture. After all, Belgium is renowned for its distinguished politicians, wonderful museums, scenic towns, brilliant comedy and attractive locals. Well, now that you’ve been properly hazed, I can only say one thing: Welcome to Afflictor Nation, Belgium!

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