India: a country with lots of free time in between filming Bollywood epics.

From the outside, India would appear to be a fascinating country. But how do you explain the South Asian Republic being the first foreign nation of the year to visit Afflictor.com? Sure, Austria and the Netherlands are bored, but India’s the most populous democracy in the world and do you know how long it takes to count all those votes? Is Rajesh Khanna no longer sufficient entertainment for you and your friends, India? Is Virender Sehwag a batsman who no longer thrills? Whatever it is, you’re already here, so let’s do one of those Jai Ho dance numbers together. I’ll go look for my sherwani.