Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week, Donald Trump demanded that he and Hillary Clinton both take a drug test before the next debate, a suggestion which was readily adopted.

This week, Donald Trump demanded he and Hillary Clinton take a drug test before the next debate, a suggestion which was readily adopted.

Drop trou and go to town, Butterbean.

Drop trou and go to town, Butterbean.

I'm a classy man, and I'll only take a leak in a champagne flute.

I’m a classy man, and I’ll only take a leak in a champagne flute.

Go for it, Butterbean.

You done, Beefsteak Charlie? Now give me the sample.

All that urinating made me thirsty. I need some ginger ale.

Wait a minute. All that urinating made me thirsty. I need some ginger ale first.

You just drank you own whiz.

You just drank you own whiz, Doctor IQ.

Refill, Donald?

Don't mind if I do.

Don’t mind if I do.

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