Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week, Ted Cruz selected Carly Fiorina as Vice President of all the doggies.

This week, Ted Cruz selected Carly Fiorina as Vice President of all the doggies.

I’ll be making all the decisions now, Thelma and Louise.

Hurry, Louise, lets escape while we can.

Hurry, Louise, let’s escape while we can.

Capture them and rerurn the to me.

Capture them and return them to me.

Turn you engines off and place your paws in plain view.

Turn you engines off and place your paws in plain view.

Let's not get caught.

Let’s not get caught.