President Trump Goes To “Heaven”

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After approving of his supporters beating a Black Lives Matter protester in Birmingham, Donald Trump had another altercation with the group.

Uh oh, one of those Black Lives Matter thugs has me cornered. Think fast, Donnie.

Uh oh, those Black Lives Matter thugs have me cornered.

Want to buy some Thin Mints, Mister?

Shes vicious! Ill speed away in that car to escape!

They’re vicious! I’ll speed away in that car near the cliff to escape!

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Wow, St. Peter, that's some tan you've got.

Wow, so this is heaven. Hey, St. Peter, that’s some tan you’ve got!

St. Peter?!? I mean, duh, I’m wearing horns.

And I'm wearing the kind of underpants that mutes farts. Hey, this is some piece of real estate. Have you ever thought of developing it?

And I’m wearing the kind of underpants that mutes farts. Hey, this is a big¬†piece of real estate. Have you ever thought of developing it?

How so?

We class up the joint, Pete. Casinos, golf courses, European women who've "modeled," and my name in big letters everywhere.

We class it up, Pete. Casinos, golf courses, Eastern European models and my name in big gold letters everywhere.

That sounds hideous! It would actually make this place even worse. You’ve got a deal.

Great. But first we have to install some air conditioners. I'm burning up in this place.

Great. But first we need to install some air conditioners. I’m sweating like Rubio in this dump.

Not happening, Hamburglar.

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