After approving of his supporters beating a Black Lives Matter protester in Birmingham, Donald Trump had another altercation with the group.
Uh oh, those Black Lives Matter thugs have me cornered.
Want to buy some Thin Mints, Mister?
They’re vicious! I’ll speed away in that car near the cliff to escape!
Wow, so this is heaven. Hey, St. Peter, that’s some tan you’ve got!
St. Peter?!? I mean, duh, I’m wearing horns.
And I’m wearing the kind of underpants that mutes farts. Hey, this is a big piece of real estate. Have you ever thought of developing it?
We class it up, Pete. Casinos, golf courses, Eastern European models and my name in big gold letters everywhere.
That sounds hideous! It would actually make this place even worse. You’ve got a deal.
Great. But first we need to install some air conditioners. I’m sweating like Rubio in this dump.
Not happening, Hamburglar.