Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

“DO NOT TOUCH eyes, face, genitals,”

Rare Super Hot Peppers

WARNING :::::::: THESE PEPPERS ARE NO JOKE !!!!!!!!

RARE HOT and SUPER HOT PEPPER PLANTS FOR SALE IN CENTRAL NEW JERSEY AREA

$2 EACH or 6 FOR $9.

VARIETIES AVAILABLE INCLUDE:

  • JAMAICAN RED MUSHROOM…50,000 shu
  • CHOCOLATE SCOTCH BONNET…300,000 shu
  • PETER RED or PENIS PEPPER…30,000 shu
  • MORUGA SCORPION. . . 2,000,000 shu

WARNING: shu stands for scoville heat units. It’s a measure of capsaicin concentration. JUST AN EXAMPLE: MILITARY PEPPER SPRAY is 2,000,000 shu.

When handling these chiles use protective gloves or the oils could remain in your skin for 2 days.

DO NOT TOUCH eyes, face, genitals, pick your nose or you’re a** before washing hands with soap and COLD water or you will be sorry. Hot water makes it burn more! A mild liquid dish detergent seems to work best.

NOT FOR CHILDREN.

These chile peppers are not for jokes. If you have a friend who knows what they are up against and they take the dare to eat one, okay. But do not trick someone into eating one or you may have to drive them to the hospital! PLEASE handle these mature pepper pods with the same respect you would give a loaded gun! You will need to sign a Waiver and Release of Liability form upon purchase. They are the real deal!