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Weirdo In McDonald’s (East Village) 

I was in McDonald’s in October, I think, at night, in 2012. I had my computer with a photo of Davy Jones of the Monkees as wallpaper. You (female, looked like a kid), came in, ordered your food, sat down at the far table, then asked me if I went around possessing people, and I asked if you were for real. Since then, I have made some startling revelations. Would like to know why you asked me that, then I will tell what has happened since then. Please e-mail me.