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I need a smoke. My wife will saw off your diabetic leg.

I need a smoke. My son will handle your surgery.

I dont have diabetes.

Is he a good doctor?

No, but neither am I.

Uh, sure.

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Son, the Uber driver is here. Stop farting or hell punch me in the face.

Son, the Uber driver is here. Don’t fart in the car or he’ll punch me in the face.

Even if I could stop I wouldn't.

Even if I could stop, I wouldn’t.