Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

Free Parakeet!!!!!!!!

She’s probably about a year old. Not even sure if its a girl but I read that the females like to make that dreadful parakeet sound, and she does it all day. She was a “gift” from an ex. She hates human contact. Will cry bloody murder if you try to touch her. She likes to try to bite her way to your soul through your cuticles. Somehow manages to fling poop outside the cage as most birds do, and will try her best to destroy all toys placed in cage. Really doesn’t seem to mind being by herself since she hates humans. Anyway, she’s yours if you want. Comes with decent sized black cage, standard 2 wooden perches, little wooden swing thingy, food and water dishes, and some food.

Please just take the little shit.