“Serious inquiries only.”

I want to sell my soul!! I AM SERIOUS! – $9999999 (anywhere)

I AM SERIOUS! I want to sell my soul.

I am SHOCKED that in all of NYC there isn’t one person who can contact Satan and have him get in touch with me. He can reply to this email.

I have a “soul” and it’s up for sale to the highest bidder. Man or devil, I don’t care which!

I want CASH! I will accept a life time of living in rich luxury with a beautiful (by MY standards) WOMAN in lieu of a cash payment.

Serious inquiries only. If you are serious, I will reply shortly.