Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"I am looking for a real vampire."

“I am looking for a real vampire.”

Looking – 22

Hello. My name is Sky and I am looking for a real vampire. Yes I’m serious and please do not respond if you’re not. I am 22 and have searched for years for this. I never have tried the web till now.

Now I am broadcasting my message all over the web. I am a Virgin saving myself for a vampire. I know how much they love that.

I can pay in blood and or money. In return I want to be one of you.

Thank you.

Regards,

Sky