“Pregnancy stomach, stretch marks always welcome.”

My perfect woman (disturbing content) – 36 (Midtown)

My perfect woman…

(This is gonna get kind of crazy–if that’s too much for you just stop reading now)

• Long hair to her ass
• Long, large nose
• Short less than five five and fat (not chubby–fat). Big ass, thighs, arms.
• Breasts that are long, low, wide and full.
• Belly that is big, round and full. Pregnancy stomach, stretch marks always welcome.
• Children are a plus but not necessary
• Loves to eat big, and be treated like a good girl.
• If married be willing to start a second relationship
• If dating be willing to start a second relationship
• If single be willing to become pregnant
• Open mind, open heart

Bonus points for:

• having shit or pissed yourself in the past
• not shaving any or all parts of your body
• facial hair
• used to be a man and kept the penis
• has ever described yourself as lazy
• would never admit to anyone but secretly think that you are stupid

Double bonus points for:

• having been in special education in high school
• had sex with a family member and saw nothing wrong with it