Don’t let the faux British accent fool you: Like any good American, Madonna never let modest talents get in the way of her dreams. She worked really hard and had the good fortune to arrive in NYC just as the city was rebounding creatively, rubbing shoulders with many in music, film and fashion who could feed her image as videos were becoming ascendant. She was a designer and she was the product. The singer just did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit, which turned out to be kind of meh, but that’s never stopped her before. A few exchanges follow.

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Question:

If you were a gay man, would you be a top or bottom?

Madonna:

i am a gay man

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Question:

Hi Madonna!! Listen, I go through a rough breakup after a 3 year relationship with my bf…what should I do to ease the pain?? Which of your songs should I play repeatedly???

Madonna:

gang bang

Madonna:

the song gang bang from my last record

Question:

I love how you felt the need to clarify.

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Question:

What is it about Frida Kahlo that inspires you the most?

Madonna:

that she was the subject of her art all of her work is a self portrait and yet she shared universal stories and feelings by sharing her personal story also she was a freedom fighter and she lived a controversial life and was a survivor so i admire her life story and art the way she lived her life as well as her art

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Question:

What is the last dream you remember that you’re willing to share?

Madonna:

Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream