Donald Trump: Lost a Rolex once while fisting.
Donald Trump recently got into trouble when he sent out a tweet that seemed anti-Semitic.
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I promise you that I’m much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz – I mean Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow. Who, by the way, is totally overrated.
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That does sound sort of prejudiced, like he’s trying to “expose” Stewart as Jewish, as if that were a negative thing to be, something shameful that must be hidden. But maybe Donald Trump didn’t intend it that way. I mean, it’s not like he referred to Stewart with an anti-Semitic stereotype by calling him “pushy” or something like that.
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Jon Stewart(?) nothing funny or smart just loud & obnoxious, a pushy dope.
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Okay, yes, Donald Trump is anti-Semitic in addition to being an orange-headed racist buffoon. But give him credit for one thing: He is a stud nonpareil. He says so himself and why would Donald Trump lie?
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@ChrisCJackson: @realDonaldTrump I’m pretty sure your wife is cheating on you at this exact second.” Sorry, no-one else can satisfy her!
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Generous man that he is, Donald Trump is ready to share his sex tips with aspiring hounds.
Okay guys, remember to wear form-fitting clothes to show the ladies your rock-hard abs. You’ll have them salivating like I do.
If that doesn’t work, introduce them to your only really attractive quality.
Next you kiss the pussy like this.
Then you put the thing in the hole.
But will it work for an average joe like me, Mr. Trump.
Of course. Just try it on the next hot mess you meet in a singles bar.
I did what you said and got terrible crabs. My stuff really itches.
Not to worry. Just use some of my new Trump Crab Spray for Men. It’s classy. Just remember not to ingest it. Highly toxic.
But it tastes so freaking good.
Do not drink it!
Does it come in a bigger size?
Stop drinking my delicious crotch spray or someone will die!
