“The Most Scared Customer Did Actually Shit Himself”

April 23, 2013 in Excerpts, Urban Studies | Permalink

A British guy who is paid to dress as a zombie at events, chase the attendees and fall dead (and rise) after they shoot him with airsoft shotguns, just did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. A few exchanges follow.

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Question:

What liberal arts degree did you study for?

Answer:

Liberal Arts? Very funny. Got into it more because of the firearms and shit.

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Question:

So do people shoot at you with blanks then you fall dead? Or what? It sounds intense.

Answer:

NPC staff get blanks, customers get tri-shot airsoft shotguns. We get shot, we die, we reanimate, and don’t stop coming.

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Question:

How long does one event usually take? Have you ever seen anyone ridiculously scared of you and what happened?

Answer:

Event is around 4 hours, and the most scared customer did actually shit himself.

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Question:

Do you ever go as a zombie for Halloween?

Answer:

Worked last Halloween, was Amy Winehouse (dead celeb themed event).

Question:

You know who did the best Amy Winehouse zombie? Amy Winehouse before she died.

 Answer:

Too right, too right

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Question:

UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGG UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH HMMMMMMMMMMM HUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH?

 Answer:

UUUUUUUURRRGGGGGG HNNNNNNNNG RAAAAAHHHHHHHH.