How you doing, girlfriend?
My pussy is wet.
Wait, I thought you were the guy.
Oh, right. Hold on, I’ve got another call.
Hi, can you take 10 minutes to save 10% on your auto insurance?
Woman, I told you to not call me here. What if my girlfriend finds out?
I’m a telemarketer.
I don’t care what you do for a living. As long as it makes you happy, girl.
I’m hanging up now.
I’ll talk to you later.
No, you won’t.
Was that one of your sluts?
Don’t crowd me, woman.
But I want us to be exclusive.
We could, if you weren’t dying from fake cancer.
I forgot. Will you at least come to my funeral?
I’d love to, but I’m going to Mars on a secret mission for NASA.
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