Donald Trump: Stretching the truth and his belt.
Donald Trump, who once lost an argument to a soda machine, is neither bright nor honest. We know that he misuses words to suit his own needs. Recently he tweeted about Penn Jillette and used the word “begged.”
Donald J. Trump
@pennjillette come back on the record 13th season of ‘All Star’ @CelebApprentice after he relentlessly begged me to–good t.v.
The actual conversation.
“Penn, I need you to be on Celebrity Apprentice again this year.”
“I wish I could, but I’m going to be busy that month spraying my genitals with mace.”
“It’s going to be a big season. You’ll be competing against Phyllis Diller’s bones and the bassist from Quiet Riot.”
“But my blind penis won’t be able to see any of it.”
“If you agree to be on the show, I’ll introduce you to some of the women from my beauty pageants.”
“But I’m married with children.”
“Your point being?”
“Listen, your show is horrendous and you’re horrendous, but I’ve got a new book to sell, so okay.”
“Stop begging, Penn.”
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