Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

“I do not drink, smoke, take drugs or cohabit with Women (or Men).”

Good Neighbor Sought. Lovely Rural/Safe Area. Vacation Home? – $3000 (Blue Ridge Mountains North Carolina)

In an effort to get a good neighbor in place on my property, I have Lowered The Price To Lease This Land From $3600 to $3000 Per Year. I realize that even a few hundred dollars may prove to help a potential neighbor. I am hoping to find a (Sane/Stable) family or retired person/couple who needs a good place to live and thrive. I have a few acres of land in Rutherford County that I will soon be moving to and I would truely enjoy having a good neighbor nearby on my property.

The land is bathed in sunlight most every day and it also gets good wind so the property would be ideal for someone who wants to be “off grid”. I would not mind if someone wants to dig a root-celler. I also would not have an issue with someone who is a prepper type (as long as they are Not Are Not Unstable Or A Kook). One would have use of several acres of land for walking/hiking/picnicking or other non desructive activities if so desired and plenty of room for a nice lawn and a huge garden space. There is also a large volume of wildlife that pass through this land such as Deer, Rabbits, Wild Turkey, Various Birds, Butterflies and others…If you enjoy shooting wildlife (only with a camera) this is an affordable Eden. At some point I plan the build a pond for fish, ducks and Peace. Currently there is only One Home On Kirby Road and it belongs to a Dear Lady who has been in place for many years.

As for me and my one day being your neighbor I will give a brief overveiw of myself…I am a 46 year old divorced Man with no vices whatsoever. I keep to myself and I mind my own affairs. Though I am a bit gaurded I am kind, decent and moral. I do not drink, smoke, take drugs or cohabit with Women (or Men) and I will keep my home (a modest cabin in the spirit of Thoreau) neat and tidy. I am a large bearded Man whose appearence does not match my heart and mind. As for my potential neighbor I have no unreasonable prejudice as I do not care if you are plaid in color. The only prejudice I realy have is with drugs, criminal activity or people who let drinking or vice effect me or my safety. The land would be ideal for a cabin, modest home or perhaps a mobile home if it were done in the spirit of a retirement park…meaning fully underpinned with two porches and neat and clean in appearence. I must be honest and say that I am no fan of mobile homes but I understand that a real home is not the srtucture, It is what lies within.