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"My wishes for you are not printable." (Image by Agpvtr.)

Muttontown/tag and garage sale (Muttontown)

Re the sale held on Saturday October 9th, we wish to thank all the genuine and pleasant people who turned out. However for some dealers and resellers who barged into places not open for view, my wishes for you are not printable. To the person or persons who barged in my closed office and stole my small fish Herend statuette right off a cluttered desk as well as a pair of expensive gold jewel pair of earrings, well you know what.

It is always the scum that keeps surfacing in their need for easy pickings and unearned wealth. You know who you are, if it were possible to seriously place a curse on you, consider yourselves cursed.

There was also never a need for anyone to open and glean through closets, cabinets, drawers without specific okay and direction. What were you looking for, jewels to steal?