Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"One of the more awesome souvenirs of eight years of hell." (Image by Rama.)

Canon Powershot G9 – buy my camera – Fund my divorce – – $275 (Bronx)

12.1 mp with amazing zoom. Uses SD cards. Included is the battery and charger and a case I’ve been using, but you’ll likely want a bigger one. Takes amazing photo’s, you can zoom in and an ordinary digital camera would take a horrid grainy mess… this one makes it look like a magnifying glass. While it is one of the more awesome souvenirs of eight years of hell… I need to be able to make the bills until I can get situated and regain my footing in life. As I am listing things he keeps coming into my room and harassing me, accusing me of selling that which is not up for sale. Three weeks and he moves into his own apartment… three weeks and I am on my own and am absolutely unprepared… but those three weeks will still be far too long because I already can’t stand to be around him for more than a few minutes… seriously… I am listing a lot of cool and useful things… I’m not rich, by far, nor am I hiring a lawyer to clean him out… I’m doing it myself… and beyond court fees I am hoping to accumulate enough to make the bills for a month or two. Long enough to figure out what comes next.

While I would love to keep this camera, it is one of three and I’ve elected to keep the one I am not listing… another canon, but a dslr rebel… but I’d prefer freedom to a glittering cage… the glitter is a mirage… sand in the desert… I just want to build a well and fetch my own damn water again… without anyone to deliberately sabotage my efforts. Craigslist can help me take out the trash that has been lingering… let the spoils of my hell warm you this winter as the relinquishing of such possessions enables me to exterminate the cause of my bitterness.