The wonderful folks at the Found Footage Festival have posted this infomercial for the most frightening beauty product ever created. Dynasty catfight champion Linda Evans encourages you to purchase this vibrating hockey mask, which was supposed to somehow make you more attractive. Two positives: It didn’t interfere with magazine reading and it frightened small children.

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