"Body not included." (Image by Scott Sanchez.)
Ambulance for sale (coolest ride in town) – $2200 (Beacon)
T1979 Ford ambulance in good to excellent condition, 50K, title in hand, body just about perfect with some light surface rust on the door edges, convert to bike hauler, camper or just ride around with the lights flashing and the sirens on to piss off your neighbors, auto snow chains etc. ONE BAD RIDE.
P.S. one gurney included
PPS. Body not included.
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